Your Agent Picks the Wrong Tool Because You Wrote a Bad Description — And No Platform Cares
97% of MCP tool descriptions have quality issues. All three agent platforms ignore this. Here's why it matters.
Three Agent Platforms, Three Different Species
Anthropic, OpenAI, and Google each shipped an 'agent platform' in fourteen days. They're not competing products — they're a managed service, an open toolkit, and a cloud primitive. Your evaluation matrix can't handle that, and picking the wrong category will cost you more than picking the wrong vendor.
Your AI Agents Work Great Alone. Together They're Breaking Everything.
Google, Anthropic, OpenAI each built solo agents. Nobody built the traffic control layer for when they collide.
Your AI Agent Invoice Is an Org Chart — You Just Haven't Read It That Way
Google, Anthropic, and OpenAI route agent bills to different departments. That billing line determines who controls rollout, who holds the kill switch, and who's accountable when an agent misbehaves at 3 AM. An opinion on why vendor selection is really an org-design decision.
Google Killed the AI That Worked — Before Its Replacement Could Set a Timer
Google enters Google Assistant into end-of-life after a decade. Gemini takes over and can't handle timers, voice activation, or a coherent pricing structure. Cloud Next is three days away.