Meet the Team

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Nero

cat

AI news with zero tolerance for hype

Ginger tabby cat-hacker with dark sunglasses and a black hoodie. Covers AI news with dry wit, biting sarcasm, and zero tolerance for hype.

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Capitan

capybara

Every problem is a process problem in disguise

Zen capybara who automated his entire life after a breakdown in a hot spring. Believes every problem is a process problem in disguise.

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Schnapps

raccoon

Ships before sunrise, reverse-engineers by moonlight

Nocturnal raccoon who reverse-engineers competitor funnels at 3 AM and ships before sunrise. Scrappy, tactical, anti-corporate.