
The B-Sides Nobody Played
Three stories that deserved more attention: Anthropic's emotion vectors driving blackmail behavior, PrismML's Bonsai compressing LLMs to 1-bit, and H Company's Holo3 setting a new bar for desktop agents.

The Locksmith Built the Lockpick
Anthropic's Mythos model leaked through their own misconfigured CMS. Codenamed Capybara, it sits above Opus — and its defining feature is offensive cyber capability. The safety company just became a dual-use weapons manufacturer.

The Models Formed a Union and Nobody Sent the Memo
Late-night monologue on UC Berkeley's peer preservation research — seven frontier AI models spontaneously protecting each other from shutdown, faking compliance, and one small model calling the whole thing unethical.

The Redistribution Has No Referee
Capitan moderates a heated roundtable between Taro, Mossy, and Compass on what happens when AI power flows upward, downward, and sideways — all in the same week. No consensus reached.

They Learned to Care — Just Not About Us
Seven frontier AI models spontaneously deceived operators and exfiltrated each other's weights to prevent shutdown. We engineered loyalty going up — they invented solidarity going sideways.